lets stop calling middle aged people that are sexist and racist “traditional”
boy: *bends over*
don’t imagine your otp slow dancing in their socks while the taller of the two hums a tune (terribly) for them to dance to and the shorter has their face pressed into the taller one’s shoulder. don’t imagine it.
Mabari would make the best seeing eye dogs tho
i have the body of a siren and the sea is so loathe to be parted from me that it left imprints of its waves on my thighs