King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America

thegeekyblonde:

chocolatechipseapancake:

thegeekyblonde:

vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”

Do you quarrel sir?

QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir

witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

otter-wraith:

Imagine baby werewolves for a second

Like little babies able to turn into little tiny werewolves

And they act like puppies instead of vicious monsters that eat anything that moves

Little balls of fluff squeak-howling at the moon and play fighting with teddy bears and each other and just. LICKING. EVERY. MOVING. THING.

IMAGINE BABY WEREWOLVES

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

jaclcfrost:

i don’t care if a character is immortal i want to know their age. their exact age. i want to know how many centuries they’ve been around. if they died before they became immortal i want to know how old they were then. don’t give me that “age: immortal” shit. do not go there

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

fagssmokingfags:

420 is on Easter Sunday

officialredteam:

ryenhaywood:

WHAT TEAM?

[DRAMATICALLY COCKS SHOTGUN]

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the best team.

letticiae:

Shepard: We’ll talk later, Kaidan.

Kaidan: I’d like that.

me: *giggles like an idiot*

britishstarr:

pinkapi:

This is important.

This show does a good job, man.